Genshin Is in Jail and the Real King Is in Jail, and the Simulator Sweeps Teyvat

Knocking out Qixing with a wrench, he also cracked Prince Yan's horns. I'm Fu Michen, Liyue's number one cyberpunk critic, part-time Tianshangxing, and currently the lifelong VIP prison rice taster in Liyue Port. They sentenced me to eighty years, but I backhandedly sentenced Ningguang to eighty thousand years. They said that Teyvat had rules, and I used the Leyline Forum to hold poetry meetings and force the Seven Gods to anonymously quarrel with each other. They are engaged in academics, and I have great sages and doctors live broadcast truth fencing in Xumi. They pursue eternity, so I made the two puppets, General Thunderbolt and Catherine, die at the same time. Now, Fernina wants to judge me, Nasida wants to catch me, and the guest says I have broken the rules. And I just want to say—— Rules? That's my shill for my next magic trick. Next stop, Mondstadt. I will perform an unprecedented moon landing magic for my drinking buddies. When the entire city of Mondstadt hangs under the moon—— Teyvat, I'll take care of your pleasure. [The introduction is weak and the text is crazy! Zhang Zhang is highly capable, come quickly! [Creation Note: The core creativity, world view, and detailed outline of this book were all independently completed by the author, and the creation was completed on this basis.