From the Start, Two Watermelon Knives to Beat the Horror Game to Death

[Decisive and ruthless + absurd comedy + exorcism by brute force]

Wang Damei woke up to find herself thrown into a terrifying game where the rules were twisted.

While everyone else was trembling from the start, she grabbed two heirloom watermelon knives and chased ghosts through the streets.

“What are you crying for? One chop will fix it. If that doesn't work, try two!”

System alert: [Attacking NPCs is prohibited!]

She tore up the rulebook and used it as toilet paper. “I can deal with anyone who dares defy me!”

While other players begged for items, she squatted on the Boss's head and sharpened her knife. “Your bones are pretty hard. They'd make a good washboard.”

Later, the System begged her to retire through tears. “Sis, you can have all the points. Just stop chopping... This game is going bankrupt!”