"Good morning, Yuanhai City! Welcome to your favorite and most feared morning statistics show. I am your anchor Lao Wang who never gets enough sleep. I drank three cups of espresso today and still want to die.
Last night's Death Lotto draw! Congratulations on reaching a new high for the month - a full eighty-seven fresh ones!
Among them, the Yamashita group contributed fifty-five, which is really a generous effort.
Things are not going well in the CBD either. The ninja troops were completely wiped out, leaving only takeout orders on the spot with the words 'Negative review completed' written on it.
The black market arms trade in the industrial zone was stopped again. All the sellers died, but the buyers were unharmed.
The most outrageous thing is that the on-site surveillance only captured an electric vehicle delivering food. Netizens are wondering whether the delivery man delivered the wrong bomb meal.
Today's weather is cloudy and foggy, and visibility is approximately equal to your survival rate. The temperature is 18 to 25 degrees.
In terms of transportation, the 13th District Elevated Highway is temporarily closed due to the gunfight last night. Please take the ground instead, although there may be more gunfights on the ground.
I am Lao Wang. I wish you survive another day in Yuanhai City.
Remember, in this city, staying alive is victory, and living long is a miracle. See you tomorrow - if we are both still alive. "
