Saving the World with Chili Peppers and Ice Water

Name: Saving the World with Chili Peppers and Ice Water
Author: No Convulsions or Convulsions

用辣椒与冰水拯救世界这件事

by No Convulsions or Convulsions (不抽风不抽搐)

Status: Completed
Length: 193k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Audience: Male
Updated: 8mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Funny + Unsystematic] My name is Chen Kanen, and my magic talent is [Ice and Fire]. It sounds cool, right? But the activation conditions are to eat chili peppers to breathe fire and drink ice water to freeze. As a result, my throat and stomach never felt better! What's even more outrageous is that the dean who tested my magic talent was lazy and didn't find out that the full version of my talent was [eating peppers to breathe fire and drinking ice water to condense into ice] I originally wanted to be a simple boy, learn magic well and go home to farm better, but I was forced to become the exclusive coolie+complaint slave of three weird and beautiful teammates. Teammate No. 1, A chivalrous girl, is chivalrous and courageous, but she can only swing the sword three times a day, sometimes less than three times. Teammate No. 2, A noble lady, is elegant and calm, but she treats Snake as her own son. Teammate No. 3, A socially fearful priest, is kind-hearted, but eight times out of ten, his healing spells are applied to the enemy's face. While other mages were delving into spells, I was raving about devil peppers and frozen ice cubes. It wasn't until that day that I realized that the geniuses in the entire world had their talent limits locked, and the end was coming. But all the mages who are familiar with the ancient forbidden spells place their hopes on the chili pepper and ice water in my hand. Chen Kanen: "... Are you serious? Pay me the mental damages and throat medical expenses first!"

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