[Funny + Godly Reversal + Urban Cool Article + 1v1 Double Cleanliness]
My name is Li Mo. I am known as the living map of the food delivery industry and the little whirlwind of electric vehicles.
For five-star reviews, I can walk across half the city in a rainstorm, and I can climb thirty floors in 40-degree temperatures.
Until I received a weird order - customer's note: "We won't open the door until we sing "Lonely Warrior"."
In order to make a living, I held a solo concert in front of a luxury villa with tears in my eyes.
The door opened, and an old man wearing green dinosaur pajamas and holding a milk bottle stared at me: "Let's play "Seeking Buddha" again."
I took out my phone with my backhand: "Download the Deyunshe APP now, and newbies can get coupons to listen to three episodes for free!"
He was stunned for two seconds, then suddenly threw the bottle: "Let's show our cards, I am your long-lost biological father!"
"This building, no, this street, is yours!"
I silently turned off the order-taking system and laughed wildly at the sky: "Mom! Back then you scolded me for being useless in delivering food—"
"Now, my dad and I are going to form the strongest food delivery team in the universe!"
However, when I actually inherited a street, I discovered:
His former rival came to him and begged to be taken in;
The goddess doctor I have a crush on looks at me more and more strangely;
And my rich dad was wearing dinosaur pajamas, riding on my little e-donkey and shouting:
"Son! Hurry! This order is going to time out! Let dad take you to experience the speed!"
