My name is Zhang Wei. In my previous life, I was a financial analyst worked to death by my mortgage.
When I opened my eyes again, I had become Zhang Ergou, cannon fodder on the eve of the Yellow Turban Rebellion.
[Ding! Life Comeback Simulator activated!]
[Survival assessment: Vanguard battle tomorrow. Mortality rate: 99%.]
[Best strategy: Kill your master and surrender. Switch sides to the imperial army!]
While everyone else is still fighting over martial prowess, I've already started writing Reports on the Investment Value of Various Factions.
Cao Cao: Sir, you truly are a genius. This tuntian farming policy is worth a million troops!
Me: Just basic stuff. It's called project management and cash flow control.
While the warlords are busy fighting over territory, I've already issued Zhang Family Banknotes and started shorting Yuan Shao's grain supplies.
Liu Bei: Your benevolence is known throughout the land. I admire you greatly.
Me: Let's skip the ideals and talk about your ownership structure and brand valuation.
Zhuge Liang: I am willing to help the general accomplish great things.
I glance at the System panel:
“Warning: Target's loyalty is closely tied to personal ambition. Recommend signing a non-compete agreement and establishing an employee stock option pool.”
