At the palace banquet, the lady deliberately knocked over my wine glass.
I (Shen Qinghuan) fell to the ground weakly: "My sister's hand... I'm afraid it's going to be useless. Without a thousand taels... I'm afraid this heartache won't be cured..."
Inner OS: [Mingyue! I want that golden walking stick on her head!
Her best friend (Gu Mingyue) picked up the other party's collar: "Cash or card?"
Inner OS: [Get the order! Sister, I think that jade pendant is not bad!
The noble lady and all the guests:? ? ?
System prompt: [Shock value +999!
Shen Qinghuan, the queen of 4A advertising, is dressed as a sickly and frail young lady from the palace.
Gu Mingyue, a beauty blogger and boxing coach, was transformed into the daughter of a declining general.
After traveling through time, the two were bound to the [Conspicuous Bag Troublemaking System] - to make a fortune in ancient times by collecting shock values.
As a result, the style of Beijing suddenly changed overnight:
At the palace banquet, others danced the Jinghong dance, while we did the martial arts boxing;
In the circle of ladies, "anti-PUA training courses" are also held to treat all types of love brain;
Facing the scumbag, a tea talker set up a trap, and a physical superpower directly destroyed it.
The whole capital scolded us for being immoral, and at the same time they were chasing us to see what new work we would do tomorrow.
Until we expanded our business to the Jinluan Palace and overthrew the powerful officials of the current dynasty...
The sinister prince held his forehead and chuckled: "I have this drama queen in my family, and I have to act with her for the rest of my life."
The loyal dog general said with admiration: "My wife can kill a cow with one punch, she is so cute!"
[Two female protagonists + hilarious and refreshing writing + collision of ancient and modern times + career brain]
