Slay the Gods: Wait, Did We Get This Backward? I’m the Asylum Director

[Slay the Gods fan fiction + satisfying power fantasy + comedy + invincible protagonist] Help! I worked overtime until I puked and dropped dead, then transmigrated into a book as a cannon-fodder orderly in a psychiatric hospital. But the moment I started the job, I got bound to the Worker's Attendance System, and ended up managing a whole hospital full of gods?! “Cthulhu, want a new human-form skin? Go sit in the corner and write a weekly report on how not to scare people!” “Sun Wukong, want to unlock your golden staff? Clock in on time every day. Smash a hospital room and I'll dock your divine power!” A few days ago, the Night's Watch came to ask me to carry them: “Director! Foreign evil gods are invading. We can't do this without you!” I pulled out my homemade Gods' Overtime Agreement. “Sign first! Ten points of divine power off for each time you're late. Slacking off means your divine gear gets locked!” Who could have seen this coming? The wage slave once driven to tears by clients is now the director of a psychiatric hospital for gods. Even Lin Qiye has to borrow my attendance sheet as a god-slaying tool!