In the Siheyuan, I became the richest man by prodigal, and became a good man by doing evil.
Give Banggan a steamed bun, his mother Qin Huairu wants to treat me as Silly Pillar No. 2.
My father, Yan Bugui, pointed at my nose and scolded me as a prodigal, and he was shaking with anger.
Result: [The system returns 100 fine white flour steamed buns].
I was ridiculed by Xu Damao in public, and I cursed him in my heart.
Result: [System execution] Xu Damao fell flat on the ground and knocked out his front teeth. The whole hospital said he deserved it.
I was blocked by the Jia Zhang family and blackmailed me with ten pounds of white noodles.
Result: [The system imposed divine punishment], her mouth was blocked with bird poop, and her head was poured with swill. She became a joke in the whole hospital, and even developed a grudge against Silly Zhu.
All the birds said: "Yan Jiecheng, this kid, is stupid and cowardly, but he is so lucky!"
My father, Yan Bugui: "Son, next time you 'prodigal', can you talk to your father about it first?"
Me (sighing): "I don't want to either, but the system gives me too much."
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It's so well written that I can't be the only one to enjoy it.
It's so well written that I can't be the only one to enjoy it.