I’m a Mortal Sect Master, and My Cultivation Depends on My Disciples’ Imaginations

Good news: I’ve awakened a System!

Bad news: I can’t use any of the items the System gives me!!!

I can only rely on my disciples’ wild imaginations to maintain my position as sect leader, terrified they’ll punch me to death.

In despair, I leap off a cliff, but at the moment I’m about to die, I activate the [Number One Sect Leader of All Time System]!

[Ding! Newbie gift pack: Host lifespan +500 years! Body immune to all techniques, beginner level!]

I’m overjoyed! But then the System warns me: [Host’s cultivation cannot be increased. Rewards may only be given to sect members.]

I lose it, yell at the System, and get blasted by a [Miniature Thunderbolt from the Heavens] until I’m burned to a crisp!

Fine, you win! I give up!

To complete my mission, I find my naturally strong but dimwitted first disciple and casually toss him an [Ultimate Thick Earth Spiritual Root].

In an instant, divine light descends from the heavens, spiritual energy surges backward, and every cultivator in town kneels in worship!

My disciple immediately imagines that I’m an unparalleled master traveling incognito, and excitedly kowtows without end!

Me, thinking to myself: You’re welcome, but the System gave it to you, not me…

Later, I spend a mere 200 years of my lifespan to exchange for an Earth-tier cultivation manual from the System.

I casually toss it to my second disciple. “Here, a basic cultivation method. Don’t complain.”

Second disciple, trembling all over: “An… an Earth-tier technique! Master considers it basic! This is what the true Great Dao looks like!”

Watching my two disciples work themselves into a frenzy and make up all sorts of stories about me, I can only say:

I’m really just a warehouse manager. How did you come to imagine me as the greatest of all time?!