[Hilarious Cultivation, Packed with Laughs, Fun and Full of Gags, Wildly Imaginative, Always Up to Something, Lighthearted and Witty, Refreshingly Original]
What is shameful cultivation?
Shameful cultivation isn't about fighting and killing. It's about making a mockery of all things under heaven.
Cultivation used to be all about wealth, companions, methods, and a place to practice. Ever since Xu Wunian transmigrated, cultivation has been all about cheating, swindling, and trickery. That's right, I'm the one who corrupted the cultivation world's morals.
Hao Youqian: How much for this Woman's Heart Pill?
Xu Wunian: You've got a good eye, fellow Daoist. They say a woman's heart is the most poisonous thing of all. This pill is deadly, and you won't be held responsible for anyone who dies from it. It's essential for betraying your master and harming your cultivation partner. Just two spirit stones.
Hao Youqian clearly didn't believe him: Aren't you just talking up your own pills?
Xu Wunian: No poison, no pay. Don't believe me? Try one.
Hao Youqian: You think I'm stupid?
Xu Wunian: I've got an antidote pill. What are you worried about?
Hao Youqian thought that made sense, poured out a pill, and swallowed it. In an instant, blood poured from his eyes, ears, nose, and mouth, and foam bubbled from his lips. So potent! I'll take it!
Xu Wunian: One hundred spirit stones.
Hao Youqian: Wasn't it two spirit stones?
Xu Wunian: The Woman's Heart Pill is two spirit stones. The antidote is ninety-eight. You've got one tea's time to decide.
Hao Youqian paid without hesitation: What a crook!
Da Yuanzhong: I'll take this sword manual.
Xu Wunian: I understand your desire to show off, fellow Daoist, but this sword manual is only for geniuses. Forgive my bluntness, but your talent is quite average.
Unable to stand that, Da Yuanzhong immediately pulled out his top-grade flying sword and wielded it with fluid grace. Well? Still average?
Xu Wunian's eyes lit up. He shook his head and said: Young man, the sword path is too elusive. It's beyond your grasp.
Da Yuanzhong: I can grasp it!
Xu Wunian pulled out a brick and knocked him unconscious, then snatched the flying sword. I told you it was beyond your grasp.
