[Funny cultivator, densely packed with laughs, hilarious, fun, imaginative, good at making things happen, relaxed and humorous, unconventional]
What is a shy fairy?
The Shameful Immortal is not about fighting and killing, but about the death of humans and animals.
In the past, cultivating immortals focused on wealthy couples and law. Since Xu Wunian traveled through time, cultivating immortals focused on cheating and deceit. Yes, the custom of cultivating immortals was distorted by me.
Hao Youqian: How to sell this woman's pill?
Xu Wunian: Taoism has a friendly eye, and it is said that the heart of a woman is the most poisonous. This elixir kills people without paying for their lives. It is a necessary poison elixir to deceive the master and destroy the ancestors, and to murder Taoist companions. It only requires two spiritual stones.
Hao Youqian obviously didn't believe it: Are you Wang Po selling elixirs?
Xu Wu Nian: It's not poisonous and it doesn't cost money. If you don't believe it, you can try it.
Hao Youqian: You think I'm stupid!
Xu Wunian: I have an antidote pill. What are you afraid of?
Hao Youqian thought it made sense, so he poured out one pill and swallowed it. His orifices immediately bled and he foamed at the mouth: It's so poisonous, I bought it!
Xu Wu Nian: One hundred spirit stones.
Hao Youqian: Aren't they two spiritual stones?
Xu Wunian: Two spiritual stones for the Woman's Pill and ninety-eight spiritual stones for the Antidote Pill. You still have a cup of tea to think about it.
Hao Youqian decisively paid: profiteer!
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Da Yuanzhong: I want this sword manual.
Xu Wannian: I understand very well that Taoist fellow Taoist wants to show off, but this sword manual only sells geniuses. With all due respect, your talent is average.
Da Yuanzhong was so angry that he immediately took out the best flying sword and danced smoothly: "How is it? Is it normal?"
Xu Wu Nian's eyes shone, he shook his head and said: "Sao Nian, the way of swordsmanship is ethereal, you can't grasp it."
Da Yuanzhong: I can control it!
Xu Wu Nian took out a brick, knocked him unconscious, and snatched the flying sword away: They said you couldn't grasp it.
