Traveling back in time as a handsome 18-year-old boy, I originally wanted to rely on modern knowledge to marry a Tang Dynasty princess and reach the pinnacle of life.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he chanted "The clouds want the clothes and the flowers want the appearance", Li Bai would chase him for three streets!
What's even more outrageous is that the bicycle I drew casually was regarded as auspicious by the emperor, and Long Yan was delighted: "Ai Qing is truly the pillar of the country!"
When I relied on modern military techniques to defeat Tubo and was awarded the title of "Flower General of the Western Expedition", the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty collectively advised me to take concubines.
Haha, they don't know that I carry an anti-AIDS detection system with me - it was just found out last night that the prime minister's daughter has syphilis!
Looking at the shy beauty in front of me, I silently drew my sword: "Prime Minister, did you tell me about your daughter's illness yourself, or did this general tell you for you?
Too confusing