Lin Zhou, who had been squeezed out by the "996 Fortune Report" until he was exhausted, made his ultimate cry to the sky on the day he was fired: "I don't want to work hard anymore! Who can let me screw up everything and still make a lot of money?"
The next second, a system known as the "worst service provider" came to the door.
[Your mission: Provide the worst service and get the most negative reviews!
[The more negative reviews you have, the more generous the rewards will be!
Lin Zhou: "... Is there such a good thing?"
Thus, a man determined to become a nightmare in the service industry was born.
The coffee shop he opened added soy sauce to the latte and euphemistically called it "all the flavors of life"; the emotional counseling he did was to encourage separation but not reconciliation, claiming that "being single is a blessing"; in the movie he made, the protagonist received a lunch in the first five minutes, claiming that it was "the ultimate deconstruction of the impermanence of fate."
However, he was horrified to discover:
Food critic: "Great! This cup of coffee makes me taste the bitterness and absurdity of postmodernism! Five-star review!"
Lovelorn client: "Master, I have enlightened! Thank you for letting me out of the sea of suffering! Send me the banner!"
Film critic: "Genius! This is a masterpiece that subverts the history of film! Fully recommended!"
Looking at the influx of five-star reviews and the "Industry Beacon" banners, and then looking at the warning in the background of the system "If you receive another good review, you will get an electric shock", Lin Zhou felt like crying.
"Please give me a bad review! I really just want to be a waste!"