Everyone’s a clown + no romance + transmigrate + System + faux interstellar setting (or so I think) + bluffing
I woke up to find I’d transmigrated into an interstellar villain destined to be wiped out by the protagonist’s crew.
The System requires me to maintain a cold, ruthless persona. I grin viciously on the outside while panicking like crazy inside.
I never expected the protagonist’s crew to be even weirder than me
The hero solemnly produces the Interstellar Criminal Code: “According to Article 38, the corners of your mouth must rise by 3.14 radians when you grin viciously.”
The magical girl raises her cyberscreen: “Report! The villain’s eye roll just now failed to meet interstellar standards!”
The mech pilot clings to my leg, crying: “Please, just follow the script! Our entire KPI for this year depends on you!”
Me: “…”
There’s definitely something wrong with this generation of protagonists!
Obliterate! These two words were like two red-hot irons, so hot that my soul trembled. The instinct to survive overcame confusion and fear. I, an ordinary social creature in the 21st century, my only thought at the moment is: survive! It doesn't matter whether he is a bad guy or not, let's live through today first! According to the system prompts, I should be in the main control room of my "Fortress of Evil" now, and right outside the door is the "Star Team" destined to kill me! Obliterate! These two words were like two red-hot irons, so hot that my soul trembled. The instinct to survive overcame confusion and fear. I, an ordinary social creature in the 21st century, my only thought at the moment is: survive! It doesn't matter whether he is a bad guy or not, let's live through today first! According to the system prompts, I should be in the main control room of my "Fortress of Evil" now, and right outside the door is the "Star Team" destined to kill me! Obliterate! These two words were like two red-hot irons, so hot that my soul trembled. The instinct to survive overcame confusion and fear. I, an ordinary social creature in the 21st century, my only thought at the moment is: survive! It doesn't matter whether he is a bad guy or not, let's live through today first! According to the system prompts, I should be in the main control room of my "Fortress of Evil" now, and right outside the door is the "Star Team" destined to kill me! No, in order to complete the Pomodoro mission, I directly copied a paragraph. I shed tears (ﾉД`). I wanted to finish the mission and then change it, but I didn't expect that I couldn't change it 😢😢😢😢 It's so embarrassing No, no one is watching anyway ̖́- ᐝ