"Mom! Did you see it? The crow you raised turned into a spirit!"
Su Xiaoxiao sat slumped on the ground, looking at the crow on the computer screen that was speaking human words, with a cry in its voice.
And the crow was using its black beak to speak into the microphone, saying something that made the whole network explode:
"Hello everyone, I'm your dad."
The entire audience was stunned. In this live broadcast room, there were not only crows that could speak human language, but also crows with beaks that could "consecrate" light.
A professional anti-counterfeiting anchor was burned by a hot water kettle when he said "Yintang is black".
With the words "The feng shui of this place has changed", the female anchor's house was destroyed. By the way, she was offered a large villa with a sky-high price!
Su Xiaoxiao: "I treat you as a pet, and you treat me as a worker?"
Lin Mo: "Don't make trouble, you are just my cash machine, don't delay my evolution!"
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Lin Mo, an ordinary urban youth, woke up and found that he had turned into a crow.
What's even more outrageous is that he is also bound to a "god-level scare system". As long as he scares people, he can gain scare points and continue to evolve and become stronger!
And he happened to be picked up by Su Xiaoxiao, a "supernatural female anchor" who was as timid as a mouse and had extremely poor professional skills.
From pretending to be a ghost to scare the female anchor unconscious, to live fortune telling, he became the top "crow master" on the Internet.
Then to the battle of wits with the "monster wearing AJ", to subdue the vixen, and even, with his own strength, to revive the global spiritual energy in advance!
Lin Mo: You ask me, as a crow, what is your biggest dream?
My dream is to become the "Crow King" standing at the top of the food chain, and then...
Take my tool female anchor on a day trip to the underworld!
Reader comments
Come on, don't use your brain when reading this novel.
Come on, don't use your brain when reading this novel.