Liu Mang transmigrates to the cultivation world and gets himself a kidnapping System. He thinks he'll have to get into the business of murder and robbery, but the System's missions turn out to be more outrageous than the last:
"Kidnap Qingyun Sect's guardian divine beast, put it in a pink tutu, and make it pole dance."
"Kidnap the Sword Sect's grand ancestor and force him to hand over his ancestral sword manual. The price? A square dance performance!"
"Kidnap the number-one immortal beauty and make her admit, in her own words, that she drools, grinds her teeth, and snores in her sleep..."
Liu Mang looks up at the sky and sighs. "I, Liu Mang, had a spotless reputation. How did I end up with such a twisted System?"
Until one day, the System chimes: "New mission: Kidnap the Heavenly Dao..."
