The instant Su Yan transmigrates, he gets bound to the “Primordial Delivery Express” System. While everyone else is fighting over innate spiritual roots and vying for the Sages’ opportunities, he has to carry a delivery box and bring a “Northern Sea Deep-Sea Fish Ball Set” to Kunpeng, who has just taken human form. He also has to make sure the customer doesn’t swallow the delivery box whole!
To stay alive, he clutches the “Lightning Repellent Talisman Sticker” issued by the System and races around the Primordial World. He delivers a “Smokeless Fire Starter” to Suiren, then helps put out a heavenly fire that has reached Mount Buzhou. He brings the Queen Mother of the West a “Peach Preservation Box,” only to stumble upon her bickering with the Eastern King over whether to “pit the fruit” in the delivery notes. The most dangerous order is a “Flood-Control Reinforcement Set” for Gonggong. Su Yan has barely set it down when Gonggong’s flood sweeps him away, earning him a bad review: “The soup spilled! It washed away three of my dams!”
“Ding! Customer Zhurong has left a five-star review. Reward: ‘Fire-Control Delivery Box’ (can heat fierce-beast meat)!”
“Ding! Hidden order unlocked: deliver ‘Forget-Worry Tea’ to the Ten Kings of Hell, with a complimentary ‘delivery entrance to the reincarnation passage.’ From now on, food deliveries in the underworld will never get lost!”
Others cultivate by breathing in clouds and exhaling mist. Su Yan levels up by delivering orders and earning points. He not only expands his delivery range to the edge of Chaos, but also makes the Three Pure Ones and Nuwa regular customers. Then one day, the System displays the ultimate order: “Please deliver a ‘Law-Balancing Rice Ball’ to the Hongmeng Will. Special instructions: go easy on the Chaos sauce. It got indigestion and threw a tantrum last time.”
Looking at the roiling currents of Chaos before him, Su Yan pulls out his employee badge, printed with “Primordial Delivery Express.” “Lord Hongmeng, your delivery is here. Leave me a five-star review and I’ll give you a coupon for free delivery next time!”