The "perfect child" in No. 1 Middle School must meet three requirements: high scores, piano, and speaking under the national flag.
Lin Xian and Jiang Yan turned this three-piece set into performance art:
Earphones are stuffed into the cheongsam, and the BP signal is hidden in the speech; the piano pedal is connected to the sniper beat; the score of 697 is just convenient.
They fried skewers, climbed over walls, played e-sports, and let "other people's children" collectively collapse their houses.
When drone patrols, public opinion trials, and suspension crises came, the five people turned back and formed the "Pretend Alliance":
- Use function to calculate the angle of climbing over the wall, the error is 1cm
- Turn waste oil into scholarships and donate tens of thousands a month
- Let the fried skewers shop be valued at 50 million in Pre-A round
- Writing the GAP year as "Rebel's Manual" sold out 100,000 copies
The college entrance examination results were released, and the Tsinghua admissions team stayed overnight. Lin Xian submitted the gap application: "Come back in a year. I want to bring a chain of fried skewers and the national championship trophy."
Jiang Yan sent the piano concerto to the scene of ringing the bell for the listing: "The listing can also be regarded as honoring the ancestors."
Under the national flag, they stood side by side for the last time, tearing the word "good" into pieces and spreading them into the 37° morning wind.
——A good boy? No, we have to be our own bosses.
