I, Master Tao, Was Competing for Business with Bald Donkey in the Late Qing Dynasty.

"When Party A's father asked me to change the logo to the 30th version, my eyes went dark—literally. When I woke up and hung from a locust tree in the late Qing Dynasty, a Taoist priest who looked exactly like Lin Zhengying poked my butt with a peach wood sword: "Little brother, you are born with the physique to attract ghosts!" ' From then on, my KPI changed from changing pictures to changing lives: ✓ Use chemical formula to prepare anti-evil talisman water (copper sulfate solution has outstanding talisman drawing effect) ✓ Play the "Great Compassion Mantra" on the zombies to save them (Master: evil disciple! This is to support the enemy!) ✓ Live broadcast exposes fake monks cheating people out of money for incense (dog meat hidden in wooden fish) When the abbot of Jinshan Temple came to kick off the pavilion with gilded wooden fish, I took out a hand-cranked generator... Master: Maoshan Technology specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction! "