When the Iron Triangles from The Grave Robbers' Chronicles and Ghost Blows Out the Light, Lara Croft from Tomb Raider, Captain Drake from Uncharted, and archaeologists Jackie Chan and Jade all arrive at the same tomb, what kind of sparks will fly? The tomb has this to say: “Quit with the damn sparks already! You look like sparks yourselves. You don’t care as long as it’s not your own ancestors being buried, do you? You’re trying to reduce me to ashes! Why don’t you send these people to wreck your own house? You’ve been messing me up all day long. Damn it!”