I Handle Demolitions in the Three Kingdoms

Transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms, Liu Hao starts with divine strength and a knack for winning people over. Looking at the Peach Garden before him, he grins. "Lords Guan and Zhang, mind letting me join your sworn brotherhood?"

From then on, history goes off the rails. Guan Yu helps me cut down enemies, Zhang Fei does the recruiting for me, and Zhao Yun becomes my bodyguard. Diao Chan dances for me, while Zhen Mi keeps my accounts.

Cao Cao: "Liu Potian, you have no honor!" Liu Bei: "Where are my generals? Where are my strategists?" Sun Quan: "Why was Quan born, if Hao was born too!"

I shrug. "Don't worry. I'm just an ordinary transmigrator, here to do a little demolition and rebuild the Han Dynasty, that's all."