Yu Jia: "System, why is our redemption mission routine so old?"
Su Jing: "It's about transforming the villain into a black man. I can write 800 copies of this script before I write it down."
System: [... Please host be down-to-earth and use love and warmth...]
Yu Jia (interrupting): "No, we have to use memes!"
Su Jing: "Use magic to defeat magic, use memes to pollute the original protagonist!"
So——
When the future sword god Chen Nian was practicing swordplay, Yu Jia said: "The sword is very fast, but next time before you draw the sword, remember to say 'this moment is the time of death'."
Before the future Demon Lord Chen Xiang turns black, Su Jing says: "Remember, turning black is ten times stronger, turning white is three times weaker. Be careful, disciple!"
Later, the war between immortals and demons was about to break out.
Chen Xiang took a step forward and smiled evilly at the Million Immortal Army: "Immortal Lord, you don't want your sect to go bankrupt, right?"
Chen Nian silently drew his sword and said softly: "Immortal, I will be imprisoned in the end, and I am willing to go through fire and water for the Lin family."
The whole place was dead silent.
Yu Jia and Su Jing, who were hiding behind the clouds, high-fived: "Done! These two children are really good at teaching!"
Corny and funny
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