Yu Jia: “System, why are all our redemption missions so formulaic?”
Su Jing: “Exactly. Reforming a villain who’s gone dark? I could’ve written eight hundred stories like this before I transmigrated into a book.”
System: “...Host, please stay grounded and use love and warmth...”
Yu Jia, cutting in: “No. We’re using memes!”
Su Jing: “Fight magic with magic. Infect the original protagonists with memes!”
And so...
When Chen Nian, the future Sword God, is practicing swordsmanship, Yu Jia says, “That was fast, but next time, remember to say, ‘Now, it’s time for annihilation’ before you strike.”
Before Chen Xiang, the future Demon Lord, can succumb to darkness, Su Jing says, “Remember, falling to the dark side makes you ten times stronger, but redemption makes you three times weaker. Think carefully, my disciple!”
Later, the battle between the immortal and demonic realms is about to begin.
Chen Xiang steps forward and flashes a wicked smile at the million-strong immortal army. “Immortal Venerable, you wouldn’t want your sect to go bankrupt, would you?”
Chen Nian silently draws his sword and murmurs, “Immortals, I am Yu Jin, your humble general. I would brave fire and water for the Lin family.”
The whole place falls silent.
Hidden behind a cloud, Yu Jia and Su Jing high-five. “Success! We’ve really trained these two kids well!”
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