After Traveling Through Victoria, I Asked the British to Work and Pay Off Their Debts

When I woke up and turned into Queen Victoria, I was completely devastated. Looking at the debt-laden British Empire, I silently took out my mobile phone: "Hello? State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission? I want to reform state-owned enterprises..." Three years later, the UK became the world's No. 1 Infrastructure madman. When a French reporter asked about the secret of success, I smiled and answered: "It's nothing, I just spent your time drinking coffee working on the five-year plan."