What Do I Do If His Majesty Wants to Turn Me into a Pill?

Name: What Do I Do If His Majesty Wants to Turn Me into a Pill?
Author: A Few Words

陛下要拿我炼丹怎么办？

by A Few Words (微末之言)

Status: Completed
Length: 273k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Historical & Ancient
Updated: 10mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Four No's: No Rebirth, No Transmigration, No Female Lead, and No Golden Finger]

The emperor is a madman, with his mind set on blood sacrifices to open the gate.

The officials at court and the concubines in the harem are all fuel for his furnace, ready to be thrown in at any moment.

And I am the "key" he forged with his own hands, the main ingredient in the apocalypse's arrival.

Since mercy cannot win me a way to live,

I will use the power of this curse to devour resentment and refine even my own kin!

Imperial power? Dragon aura? The Gate of Guixu?

All of it will become nourishment for me, the new god!

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