From the Start, the First Emperor Said, “Don’t Keep Squeezing Me for Everything”: Part Two
After Ying Zheng, the First Emperor of All Time, successfully ascended to a higher dimension and returned to Great Qin just before his death, he quickly settled his affairs and rushed to put Fusu on the throne. When he turned around, his unlucky partner, Zhang Ling, grinned at him. “Surprise! I brought back a deluxe mission pack for ‘Building a New Great Qin’ so I can work you to the bone!” Ying Zheng was instantly speechless. “Why is it you again?!”
[Infrastructure and daily life: Your Majesty, work overtime! Great Qin can’t do without you!]
Ying Zheng spent his days approving memorials until sparks flew from his brush. In the middle of the night, Zhang Ling pried open his bedroom window and shoved a “Five-Year Plan for Great Qin: Draft” at him. After the Dingqin Sword gained a spirit, it clung to Ying Zheng’s leg every day and wailed, “Master! That Zhang Ling called me a fire poker!”
[Endless outrageous antics: Reform? Let’s make the reactionaries laugh themselves to death first!]
When the conservatives cried, “The ways of our ancestors must not be changed!” Zhang Ling held a Great Qin debate show, pitting Confucians against Legalists in an online battle. While improving farm tools, he secretly slapped a “Tested and approved by the First Emperor” meme on the curved-plow. He even conned the Mohists into building fully automated wooden oxen and flowing horses to till the fields. Looking at the chaos in court, Ying Zheng pressed his fingers to his forehead. “Zhang Goudan!!!”
[Livestream antics: Your Majesty, your empire’s style has gone off the rails!]
Best of all, the System livestreamed the construction work around the clock. While Ying Zheng solemnly promoted clerical script, the comments flooded with, “Are Brother Zheng’s copybooks available with free shipping?” A video of Zhang Ling leading Meng Tian in a group dance to recruit soldiers shot to the top of the trending charts.
Prince Fusu: “Father, will I still get to ascend the throne?”
First Emperor Ying Zheng: “Uh, give me another ten years. You’d better work out and try to outlive me.”
Li Si: “I can keep going for another five hundred years!”
Meng Yi and Meng Tian: “With Your Majesty so full of vigor, Great Qin will surely endure for a thousand generations!”
I like it so much, a Da Qin with no regrets
It looks good, but actually I hope that Qin Shihuang can be emperor for a longer time. I did some calculations and found that he was emperor for about 25 years after unifying the six kingdoms. It is not enough!
Come on, good reviews👍.
This book Liao is very good