My Taoist Temple Leads to the Underworld, and My Customers Are Famous Throughout the Ages.

My name is Chen Guan, an ordinary modern Taoist priest. My Taoist temple is the "three realms office in the human world" that connects to the underworld. My clients are Qin Shihuang (who thinks the terracotta warriors and horses are not powerful enough and wants to reinstall them), Li Bai (who wants to defend his rights after being owed royalties for thousands of years), Yue Fei (who wants to put a vibrator on Qin Hui's tomb)... Today, the door of my Taoist temple is once again filled with a group of eternal souls who want to "go against heaven and change their fate." And the King of Hell in the underworld told me that as long as I complete 100 million "merit points", I can resurrect my first love - wait, she seems to be the reincarnation of Daji?