My Taoist Temple Connects to the Underworld, and My Clients Are Famous Figures from History

My name is Chen Guan, an utterly ordinary modern-day Taoist priest.

My temple is the "Three Realms Office in the Human World," connected to the underworld.

My clients include Qin Shi Huang, who thinks his Terracotta Army isn't imposing enough and wants to give it a makeover; Li Bai, who wants to pursue a thousand years of unpaid royalties; and Yue Fei, who wants to install a vibrating dildo on Qin Hui's grave...

Today, another crowd of wronged souls from throughout history, all hoping to "defy fate and change their destinies," has gathered outside my temple. The King of Hell tells me that once I earn one hundred million merit points, I can bring my first love back to life. Wait, could she be the reincarnation of Daji?