I, Saint Imu Rhine, one of the top Celestial Dragons, have run into a little trouble today.
Good news: I transmigrated to the world of One Piece, and even got the noblest status around.
Bad news: From the start, my own father kicked me down from the Holy Land of Mary Geoise.
Good news: I have the Door-Door Fruit, so I opened a door in midair and landed safely.
Bad news: I landed in such a cool pose that the Marines surrounded me as a suspicious person.
Good news: “Axe-Hand” Morgan was so noisy, I casually made him knock himself out.
Bad news: I got saddled with a wild fantasist named Zuo Mu, who insists I’m a Sword God and wants me to take him as a disciple.
Good news: “White Chase” Smoker’s smoke was so choking, I teleported him away.
Bad news: I accidentally sent him into Fleet Admiral Sengoku’s private bathroom, and now the entire Marine force is hunting me down.
Me, holding a “lazy bum” wanted poster for 30 million berries: ...
I just want to find the ONE PIECE and go home to lie flat. How did I end up the East Blue’s most evil criminal?
Can things ever get any better?!
