"When I woke up, I became the fattest pig in the pig pen. I was wondering whether to steam or braise tonight, when suddenly there was a 'ding' in my head——
[Congratulations to the host for binding the devouring system of all things. Swallowing swill will give you 'digestion enhancement', swallowing mud will give you 'rough skin and thick flesh', and swallowing the feed of the old sow next door... Uh, she seems to want to hump me!
As a pig with the dream of dominating the three realms, my counterattack is a bit hard to describe:
I swallowed a cockroach today and unlocked the 'extremely fast thinning' skill (who can bear the side effects of saving my life!);
Tomorrow I gnawed on an iron railing and obtained the buff "Steel Teeth and Iron Mouth" (but I was chased and beaten by the breeder, who accused me of tearing down the house);
After finally swallowing a fallen leaf, I actually understood 'photosynthesis'? Will I have to hold a pig's head in the sun to replenish calcium?
Other reborn people either become dragons or immortals, but I am better off. I fight with my fellows every day for pig food, and I have to guard against butchers sharpening their knives. But who made me worry? When I swallow the whole world, let alone break out of the pig pen, it is not impossible to swallow the moon and play with it as a pearl at night!
——Wait a minute, there seems to be a wild boar in front of you, how about... Try swallowing it first? "
Finished reading on October 25, 2025