I’m Qiao Liang, the unluckiest player in Jianghu Online. My luck stat is absurdly low, and when I picked the Beggar Clan, the whole internet laughed and called it a “patch’s unwanted child.” People even mocked me for never getting my hands on a single Dog-Beating Staff.
Watch as I use a song, “The Sutra That’s Hard to Chant,” to throw a world boss’s aggro into chaos and steal the first kill, earning the title “Speaker-Wielding Beggar Monk.” Then I carry my speakers across servers and beat up the foreigners, leaving them speechless with Chinese melodies. Our Beggar Clan is top-tier star material when we set the rhythm ourselves!