The day I was forced to marry my idiot cousin, I turned over the altar table!
He grabbed the incense burner and smashed it against the door frame, shouting: "All the starving ghosts in this shabby house think you are dirty!"
The next second, black blood oozed from the corner, and my idiot cousin screamed and got under the table - I actually awakened my yin and yang eyes and could see through the details of the haunted house!
After being kicked out, I simply started a live broadcast: "Family members, watch! The blood oozing in the kitchen is because three female corpses were buried, and the three beeps on the stairs are because the bride is looking for embroidered shoes!"
While cursing, he painted cinnabar charms to ward off evil spirits. The number of people in the live broadcast room soared from 300 to one million. The real estate tycoon used rockets overnight to "purify the haunted house"!
What's even more outrageous is that when I scolded the unscrupulous developer, an urn collapsed on the construction site; when I complained about the agency, his vase instantly shattered into pieces——
The starving ghosts helped me collect my debts, the hanged ghosts helped me catch my mistress, and even the judge from the underworld told me in my dream: "Sister! Swear gently! The boards of Lord Hell's coffin are about to fly!"
Are some of the best relatives coming to steal my account? I started a live broadcast directly in my old house: "Ancestors, look! These white-eyed wolves are going to sell your graveyard!"
The ancestral tablets collapsed on the spot, and the relatives were choked by ghosts and shouted for mercy!
Later, I made over 100 million yuan by renovating haunted houses. Big bosses in the ghost world pooled their money to build me a "Yin Yang Mansion", and the richest man in the world lined up to ask for house charms.
I laughed maniacally at the camera: "Want a talisman? First, pay five insurances and one housing fund for my ghost employees!"
