Does performance rating determine life? I, the guardian of F-class waste, along with a doctor suffering from hemorrhoids and a 996 programmer, specialize in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction! When an alien courier delivered a smart toilet seat, and when the interstellar giant Kun blocked the sky, we discovered that the Performance Association was just a temporary worker sent by the universe's HR! This is a hard-core funny story about breaking through the KPIs of heaven and performing "Pooping" on the interstellar stage.