Weird Stories About Rules: My Barrage Guide to the Future

The weird rules came and I was selected to enter the hell instance. While others were struggling in terror, I could see the barrage from the future. [Don't eat mom's braised pork! My sister's doll hid a way out! I thrived on spoilers, until a barrage flashed across: "Don't believe any hints - including that I, your future self, am already dead." My hair stands on end, so who is sending me this message now?