I dressed up as a young lady from the Duke's mansion who would die before even seeing the emperor, and I was also bound to a cheating system.
System: "The host must become a queen before he can return to the real world!"
I made a plan to win favor all night, and decided to start by pretending to meet the emperor by chance in the imperial garden.
As soon as I got close, I heard the system exclaim: "Warning! The Emperor is eavesdropping on this system channel!"
The man on the dragon chair raised his eyebrows lazily: "My beloved, can you play that stand-up comedy thing in your head on demand?"
Now everyone in the harem knows that the emperor has recently become obsessed with the update - "The Daily Offline Daily Life of Shen Nian and the System".