I transmigrated into the body of a young lady from a Duke's mansion who was doomed to die before ever laying eyes on the emperor, and got saddled with a useless System.
System: “Host must become empress to return to the real world!”
I drew up a plan to win the emperor's favor that very night, deciding to start by staging a chance encounter in the imperial garden.
As soon as I got close, the System cried out, “Warning! The emperor is eavesdropping on this System channel!”
The man on the dragon throne raised an eyebrow lazily. “My dear consort, can that thing in your head that does stand-up comedy take requests?”
Now the entire imperial harem knows the emperor has recently become hooked on following the latest updates of The Daily Antics of Shen Nian and Her System.
