When card masters around the world are begging for divine cards, Yan Fang fuses three useless cards to create the first blade in the universe that can curse up a storm.
“Master, when you’re chopping people up, always start with their privates! It’s basic etiquette!” the rebellious blade Jiu Luan declares in a booming voice.
From then on, the high-martial world goes completely off the rails. He turns savage beast lairs into barbecue stalls and trades legendary decks for mink coats. The whole internet cries, “Please stop going crazy!”
Until one day, beneath the starry sky, the rebellious blade takes human form and points its tip at the heavens:
“Do you know why the card civilization chose you?”
“Because only a race crazy enough to go all the way deserves to become the gravediggers of a higher civilization”
