I'm a Thief, So Is It Really That Weird to Steal a Goddess and Bring Her Home?

Name: I'm a Thief, So Is It Really That Weird to Steal a Goddess and Bring Her Home?
Author: Hand-Planted Golden Lotus

我一盗贼，偷个女神回家很合理吧

by Hand-Planted Golden Lotus (手种金莲)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.0M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 4mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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“Those who steal a hook are executed; those who steal a kingdom become lords. What about those who steal goddesses?” I'm Sikong, reborn in a world where everyone changes class. At eighteen, everyone can awaken a talent and a class. Some rise to the heavens in a single bound and become gods; others fall in an instant and are reduced to dust. On the day of the awakening ceremony, I awakened the SSS-rank talent 【Steal the Heavens and Replace the Sun】, which lets me steal anything and everything without limit! Talents, levels, skills, health, equipment, fate, affection… I'll steal it all! I can even land critical hits to upgrade what I steal! Facing the class-change goddess before me, I smiled calmly. “Hand it over!” The class-change goddess was stunned. “I granted you the SSS-rank Divine Thief class, and you steal from me?” Then I awakened the mythic class 【Fire-Stealer】, along with the talent 【Pass the Flame】. I can pass stolen things on to others, forging links of fire and earning rewards in return! Link with the elf princess! Every time she levels up, I level up too! Link with the stunning campus belle! Her stats become my stats! … Years later, legends about him spread throughout the universe. The Elf Queen blushed scarlet. “You rascal! At least you didn't steal my child!” The Goddess of Wisdom gazed at him, dazed. “Every time I see him, I feel like my IQ drops to zero!” The Witch of Chaotic Times gritted her teeth. “You heart-stealing thief!” … My name is Cheng Yuqing, and I'm the campus belle of Magic City No. 1 High School. I topped the high school rankings for three straight years, earning the nickname Goddess Qing! But only I know what really happened. If I hadn't resorted to throwing money around, I would have been pinned beneath a certain someone for all three years! Fortunately, I awakened the mythic class 【Thunder-Chasing Rain】 at the class-change ceremony, along with powerful exclusive skills such as 【Cloudborne Swordsmanship】 and 【Crimson Sky Patrol】. But why do I feel like the gap between us keeps getting wider???

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