My name is Li Guang. Formerly a Chaos God, now a wage slave at the Quick Transmigration Bureau.
Because I was sleeping so soundly, I got bound to a wimpy [Merit System].
It wants me to play wicked supporting characters and good-for-nothing cannon fodder, reform villains with love and a sense of justice, and deliver face-slapping to the protagonists.
I looked at the mission list, then at my bones, which hadn’t moved in billions of years.
Love? Too much trouble. I’ll just send them straight to the afterlife.
So...
[Showbiz World] System: Host! They’re smearing your name!
Me: Oh. I bought out the head of the haters. Now I’m their boss.
[Cultivation World] System: Host! They’re calling you a good-for-nothing!
Me: Oh. I opened a chain of pill shops. Now the whole sect is my VIP clientele.
[Apocalypse World] System: Host! The zombie horde is here! Run!
Me: Oh. I had a chat with the Zombie King. He’s out there with his underlings building the Great Wall for me.
My System went from a screaming chicken to a snarky sidekick, then eventually gave up altogether.
Just as I thought I could retire early, the Main God’s Space blew up.
The legendary workaholic Main God came to find me, eyes red-rimmed. “Boss... have you slept enough? I can’t keep doing this job, not one more day!”
Jiang Zhiwen. Counterattack style slap in the face. Loaded with 13 texts. The kind that will kill you if you don't pretend to be 13. Can't appreciate it. Original text: "Impossible... This is impossible..." Lawyer Wang muttered to himself, his voice trembling, "This luster... This purity... This... Internal structure that I have never seen before! It seems... As if it contains a microcosm of the universe!" He suddenly raised his head and looked at Li Guang, his eyes filled with incredible enthusiasm: "Su... Miss Su! May I ask, where did you get this treasure?!" Li Guang leaned lazily on the sofa and said concisely: "I picked it up." Lawyer Wang: "..." He obviously didn't believe it, but he didn't dare to ask any more questions. He took a deep breath, forced himself to calm down, and said in as calm a tone as possible: "Miss Su, judging from my shallow eyesight, this... This is absolutely extraordinary! It may be a top-level gemstone that we have not yet recognized, or... Something even more incredible! Its value... I can't estimate!" "What?!" Bai Ling'er screamed, "Lawyer Wang, look clearly! That's just a broken rock!"
Looked a little ahead. It feels a bit invisible. I can't accept the way the heroine doesn't take the task seriously. Seems very lazy. If you don't want to do it, then don't come. Talk about hating trouble. Then just kill the person who caused the trouble. I haven't done anything for so long. Then in the second world, we still need to cooperate with the enemy or some kind of trading company. This is a sect that framed someone and ignored the original owner. Why do you still need to make money with them? No one used force to beat them. The system is also very noisy and annoying. Warnings or whatever. The heroine can only talk about making noise. I won't block him or make him quiet, which makes me panic. Not feeling very good
I was so angry when I saw it. I went to the small world or came to the mortal world. You can use divine power, but you can't ignore the parents of the original owner. I didn't go to the hospital to see the debt. I didn't tell my parents to let people feel at ease. It's always noisy. It's troublesome. It's troublesome. I don't see you moving. I thought the heroine would look good if she was so powerful.