For the Gossip, I Helped the Male Lead Kidnap Myself

I was reborn as the vicious heroine in a melodramatic novel, and the System said I had to collect ten thousand bits of gossip to go home. So when the male lead’s pregnant wife ran away and tearfully begged him in the rain, I squatted nearby, munching sunflower seeds. “Your baby’s dad is getting engaged to my sister.” The day the CEO’s one true love returned from abroad, I grabbed a megaphone and shouted, “The clinic where you got your plastic surgery is owned by my family!” Today’s goal: sneak into the villain’s funeral and snap some photos of the wealthy family tearing each other apart But the moment the flash went off, the coffin lid moved. The villain, risen from the dead, grabbed my wrist. “You crazy woman... who are you, really?” I shoved a handful of sunflower seeds into his mouth. “Shh. First, let’s watch your mom tear into your dad’s mistress.”