[Meme-filled + unhinged antics + showbiz]
She transmigrates into a novel as the villainous real heiress. Her fate is to fail to win her family’s affection, then get cyberbullied until she takes her own life.
Shen Ye: What the hell did I ever do to you?
She quits showbiz on the spot and starts collecting junk. The whole internet curses her out: collecting junk, acting crazy, collecting junk, going viral, still collecting junk.
Viewers: No one can finish watching this with their underwear still dry.
Shen Ye: Go get that incontinence treated.
Viewers: Sis, where did you make your debut?
Shen Ye: On the national highway, mwa!
At the family reunion banquet, the fake heiress pretends to have been pushed over and says tearfully, “Sis, I know you don’t like me.”
Shen Ye sticks a finger up her nose. “Good. You know.”
Her biological brother yells, “You’re so cruel!”
Shen Ye gives him a thousand-year death punch. “Brother, you’re such a loser. Your asshole’s a little loose.”
Right there and then, Mr. and Mrs. Xu announce that they’re cutting ties with her!
Shen Ye joins an extreme survival show, all for the three-million-yuan grand prize.
But the fake heiress refuses to be outdone and signs up too. On the show, she forms a clique to ostracize Shen Ye, steal her food, and cut up her clothes.
What she doesn’t know is that the show isn’t pre-recorded. It’s live.
While all the other contestants are starving, Shen Ye wrestles a wild boar and dives into the water to catch fish.
Everyone stops at the sheer cliff, but Shen Ye lets out a monkey cry: “I want a life in full bloom!” Then she jumps straight off.
While the others are still being chased by monkeys, she sweeps through the troop with her monkey-grabbing punch and becomes their queen.
The young master of the Chu family, who has an eating disorder, is also sent on the show. His parents only hope the experience will teach him how hard it is to come by food, but they never imagined…
He eats the rotten bananas Shen Ye picks, the fish heads she tosses aside, and the year-old expired bread she finds.
The butler wipes away tears. “The young master hasn’t eaten this much in ages.”
Mr. and Mrs. Chu: Take a look at what he’s eating first!
This is really beautiful 😂😂
I was laughing so much that I peed on the bed hahahahaha [laughing]