After Digging Up the Wrong Grave, I Got Tangled Up With a Vampire Villainess

[Cool-Headed, Quirky, Money-Grubbing Ghost Hunter Who Spoils His Wife VS. Obsessive, Food-Loving, Love-Struck Vampire of a Thousand Years]

[One-on-One Romance + Comedy + Past and Present Lives + Each Other’s First Love]

Song Tinghe transmigrates into a book.

She becomes a villainess in an old-school supernatural novel.

She barely gets any scenes, with less description than a random passerby.

All because she once warned the heroine not to get too involved with the male lead.

The male lead retaliates by crushing her family, then killing her.

As easily as stepping on an ant...

Song Tinghe: ...

To stay alive a little longer, she follows the System’s instructions.

She decides to strike first and heads to the mountain where the male lead is supposed to appear.

After digging all night, she finally finds something.

Only, this ghost seems to be the wrong gender...

Oh no. She didn’t dig up the male lead.

She did, however, dig up a thousand-year-old female vampire.

Song Tinghe: ...Sumimasen... How about you get back in there yourself?

Yun Zhenxi: ...My dear wife. (Looking pitiful)

Now there’s a thousand-year-old vampire by her side who calls her “wife” every day.

She can’t get rid of her, and she can’t beat her in a fight.

So she has no choice but to let her tag along.

The vampire is beautiful, but so delicate and frail she looks like she’d topple over with a single push.

All the money Song Tinghe earns from ghost hunting goes straight into the vampire’s mouth.

No matter how hard she tries, she can’t shake her off.

Every day, the vampire comes up with new ways to cling to her.

Question: What do you do when a vampire suddenly starts calling you her wife every day?

Yun Zhenxi: “My dear wife... Just give in to me already...”

Song Tinghe: ...