I, Gu Changye, have been practicing for a hundred thousand years, and have endured the death of countless talented people of my generation and destined enemies. Finally, today, I have attained enlightenment and become an emperor, with the title of "Changye Immortal Emperor" and become a new legend in the immortal world.
I'm tired, really.
I wanted to close the mountain for thousands of years, fish, drink tea, and enjoy retirement life.
Bite! The first black and red system in eternity was successfully bound!
[Novice mission: Within three days, slap the most beautiful lady in the fairy world, the Yaochi Saint, in public, so that she will hate you.
[Task reward: Emperor's cultivation strengthening card. Mission failed: Cultivation has regressed ten thousand years!
Me: "???"
In order not to be cut into a dog, I could only come to Yaochi Holy Land with tears in my eyes.
In front of everyone's attention, I slapped away the saint who was full of admiration for me.
The entire immortal world calls me a madman and a scumbag.
Bite! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 10 million black fans and the reward "The Law of Self-Transformation"!
Grabbing the candied haws from the children, kicking down the widow's door, peeing into the Immortal's Enlightenment Tea...
I worked diligently to ruin my reputation, and wherever I went, people and gods alike were outraged.
But why...
The saint who was slapped by me said that I was using a special way to help her cut off her love affair, and she loved me even more?
The child whose candied haws I robbed awakened the Ancient Holy Body?
The widow whose door I kicked in, her war-god husband who had been dead for many years came back from the restricted area?
Looking at the increasingly outrageous people in the world and the increasing "positive reputation value" on my dashboard, I collapsed.
"System! I beg you to let me be ruined! I really don't want to be a saint!"
