I accidentally fell into the four-dimensional space and discovered that this place was actually the "philosophy department graduation defense site" of the top civilization in the universe.
They used the laws of physics to write their papers and used black holes to erase erroneous conclusions, and my graduation thesis happened to be "On the Impact of Staying Up Late on the Continuity of Space-Time."
In order to save my life, I made up the "Observer's Paradox" on the spot: Since higher-dimensional creatures can see my past and future at the same time, then if I stay up late now, do I count it as yesterday or tomorrow?
The judges were trapped in an infinite loop of logic, and one galaxy after another was extinguished due to overload.
I took the opportunity to propose the establishment of the "Human Stay-Up Protection Association" and set the earth as a "cosmic cultural heritage".
Unexpectedly, the Supreme Judge was so impressed with the case: "Approved! But you must use the four-dimensional theory to prove why you are depressed at work on Mondays."
Now, all the philosophers in the universe are waiting for my answer with coffee in their hands, and my phone still has 2% battery left.
