"Fuck me, you won't get five insurances and one housing fund, but you'll have to take care of the cats."
"How presumptuous! I am a mountain god, not your pet!"
*
On the day she was laid off, Shen Bujuan drove a broken van into a lightning tree. From then on, she had a proud and venomous black cat as her co-pilot.
She used crazy literature to enlighten his heart broken by love, and used workplace slang to help him rebuild his declining country.
When the rebels came to the city and she raised her trumpet and shouted the "Labor Law" at the ancient beast, the new mountain god held her tightly in his arms.
"Stop talking, Juanjuan," he sighed helplessly, "the whole mountain belongs to you, including me."
