[Funny + single female protagonist + system + anti-routine]
Others need money to deliver express, but Song Da delivers express... It may be really fatal!
When he woke up, Song Da, the retired soldier king, was forcibly bound to the "All Worlds Flash Delivery" system. At the beginning, he sent an alarm clock to the thousand-year-old blood corpse? With a backhand trick, the bloody corpse actually gave a five-star review with tears in his eyes!
The bonus was received, and my sister's medical expenses were settled, but troubles also came one after another——
Ling Ruoxue, the cold and domineering lady of the 749 bureau, became his partner who was forced to do business. The eDonkey rushed into the Fengdu ghost town and was almost detained by his former colleagues (the kings of hell) as a temporary worker;
The cross-border orders are even more outrageous, including installing a pacemaker on the Pharaoh, repairing the clothes drying pole for Odin (oh no, the eternal gun)...
And behind all this, there is actually a "cosmic divorce dispute" between the previous system and the villain boss?
Song Da put his hands on his hips and roared: "I just want to deliver a courier quietly, why do I need to help the entire universe with emotional mediation!"
Until one day, the system quietly asked him: "Dear, would you like to consider the position of CEO of the universe?"
Song Da: "... Thank you for the invitation. No cue. I'm married. No cue. My eDonkey is about to run out of battery!"
