[Hilarious + tongue-in-cheek king + social death + live-action master + Dihua flow + no heroine?
My name is Lin Qixuan, a Feng Shui master who can speak cross talk.
When I traveled to Xuanmen, I wanted to eat by mouth, but at the master's 100th birthday banquet, I didn't eat the food. Instead, I was drugged with poison, drained, and sent away by my green tea girlfriend. The crime was genocide!
Do you think I am unjust or not? More unjust than Dou E's father!
There is no end to the road. At the door of the underworld, the fox bartender handed over the orange cat mask: "Your bar leads to the underworld and specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction. Do you want to do it?"
When I opened my eyes again, I held the [Destiny Bar] in my hand, and the Xuanmen style of painting completely collapsed.
I said Duan Guankou, and the senior brother tore up his shirt in public and hugged the steel pipe, twisting and taking off: "Junior sister, look, my pectoralis major muscles can do 360-degree Thomas rotations!"
I mixed a cup of bloody truth and recited the confession of my green tea girlfriend affectionately: "Ah! Senior Brother Qixuan's waistband is like a shackle of fate, binding my soul longing for freedom..."
Only the silly and sweet second lady of Xu clan chases after me every day and shouts: "Xiao Lin! Give my nemesis a bottle of Bilian black tea! I want to watch him perform handstands and jumps on the live broadcast!"
When the crisis of world destruction came, the mastermind behind the scenes looked down at all living beings: "Lin Qixuan, your tricks are over here!"
I silently took out my wine glass and mixed him a cup of the special blend of [Ultimate Social Death·Spiral Ascension·Pissing Water].
"Friend, have you ever heard of a saying?"
"Villains die from talking too much, but in my case they all die from social death."
