I Turned In the Villain System, and the Nation Has My Back!

[A licensed villain, with beautiful female agents protecting him around the clock!] [Doesn’t eat beef, loves cilantro, does whatever he wants, and lives entirely on vibes!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have bound yourself to the Villain System. Please complete your starter mission: bully the weak. Reward: one Lamborghini sports car and 100 points.] Come on, I didn’t transmigrate! I’m a successor to socialism. You want me to be a villain? Is that really appropriate? What? I get a Lamborghini for bullying the weak? After thinking it over, An Lan finally reached out with his wicked hand toward the ice cream in a little girl’s grasp. “Hey, little girl, want me to do a magic trick?” “Yeah, yeah!” “Watch closely: the disappearing ice cream trick!” “Whoa~! Give me back my ice cream!” “Waaah, big sister 110! A bad guy bullied Nannan. Hurry up and catch him!” “What? Stealing an ice cream counts as disturbing the peace? And you’re going to detain me for fifteen days?” Then how am I supposed to complete my next villain mission: passionately kissing three strange beauties in public within seven days? Realizing he was going to get into more and more trouble, An Lan decided to come clean and cooperate with the government. “I’m done pretending. The stupid System is making me do bad things!” Sure enough, the government immediately sent An Lan six beautiful female agents and a team of bodyguards to help him complete each villain mission. But then An Lan realized that these agents sent by the government seemed more like villains than he did, the actual villain.