My name is Kiyomi Takeuchi, a colonel in the Imperial Army, and I graduated from the Berlin Military Academy with full marks. But now, my worldview is crumbling.
The enemy began to use cabbage grenades, radish mines, and even thrown steamed buns that could knock down our aircraft! My opponent, Yan Shuangying, can make my gun jam with just one sentence. My scientific report was reduced to waste paper in front of Baozi Lei and Bullet Turn.
I went from shock to numbness, until today, I saw a report: Our army's most advanced tank had its armor penetrated by an embroidery needle.
I closed my notebook calmly and said to the medical soldier: "Don't contact the Berlin Military Academy. Contact the mental hospital directly."
This is a complete record of a hard-core Japanese military commander who gradually went crazy under the brutal attack of the anti-Japanese drama.
